miumiu94:

I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store

mariowiki:

suziequest:

mariowiki:

suziequest:

steppin’ on the beach do do do do

“No More”

Spongebob skidded to a stop at the familiar voice, and turned to the elderly woman with a sly grin. “I’ve been waiting for you, Helen,” he hissed. “You’ll never stop me from steppin’ on the beach (do do do do). It, and all of its inhabitants, belong to me now.”

“In due time, Sponge. In due time.”
Helen hopped into her 79′ Ford and rolled down the windows to yell one more final thing at the Yellow Demon. A warning.
“Your kingdom will perish.”
as the last word slipped from her lips she sped off, leaving Sponge Bob to marinate in her vague threat.

enemaroberts:

when you go in for a cat scan and your doctor hot af

psyducked:

just-shower-thoughts:

When two people kiss, an approximately 14 meter long tunnel is created between both of their assholes

Originally posted by logotv

niggasandcomputers:

when somebody think you postin about them but you wasn’t think about em at all

sharingneedles:

what you say: defund planned parenthood
what i hear: i hate women and also have no idea what services planned parenthood provides